The Last Jedi – 2 hours + of gender sensitive, humorless PC multiculturalism smothered in CGI fart noises. Everything America wants to be but is not. Then again, we are dropping squillions of dollars into this black hole of a movie, so perhaps the ringing cash registers is the American dream in its purest form. Either way, no one watching this show is likely to turn into rebel scum challenging the first order (or whatever the government is called this time round). Total losers. Brilliant.
INDIA // DECEMBER 2017
The billboards in London are alive with depictions of America’s president.
UK // JULY 2017