A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night.
CAMBODIA // SEPTEMBER 2017
Twinkle and Shine
Take a ride on a merry Roundabout
Sail a dreamboat across the lagoon
Go around until you reel on the Ferris wheel
Or fly, fly, fly in a toy balloon
Why don’t you come to the Funfair, Fall into line
Come put a smile on, Twinkle and Shine
Come to the Funfair, follow the throng
Everyone’s there, at the Funfair
At the Funfair.
Come along, come along, come along to the Funfair!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Come to the Funfair
INDIA // AUGUST 2016
Guest post by Anonymous
JAPAN // JANUARY 2017
Terrorism is the new fashion.
Halloween trash for the less sophisticated party animal, or the hipster who’s dithered in the shop for half an hour debating with himself whether a bloody plastic necklace is cool enough to go with his beard and tattoos or not.
Made in China, sold in Thailand. Likely to cause a skin rash.
THAILAND // OCTOBER 2016